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C rake and jiggler keys.
@sillyheathen What did you do in your previous life (or have you not formally retired?)
@sillyheathen Comb picks are close, because of the “wait, why does that actually work” factor.
Incanting “Alohomora” while waving your wand.
@phendrick that made me proper giggle. Just no Avada Kedava, or as the Englishman likes to say, “I’ll have a cadaver!”
@sillyheathen Are y’all friends with @yakkoTDI?
Facial recognition
@heartny I do recognize that face for I have seen it before. (On meh.com, no doubt.)
@phendrick Did it unlock something?
@heartny Well, my front door was unlocked when I got home, but that could be caused by my atrophied gray matter.
Shotgun I once saw a cop turned gun podcaster who had a funny shirt. It was black with a white silhouette of a shotgun and below it said: DOORBELL
The way that doesn’t compromise my personal security from “accidental” leaks
“Open sesame”
C rake and jiggler keys.
@sillyheathen What did you do in your previous life (or have you not formally retired?)
@sillyheathen Comb picks are close, because of the “wait, why does that actually work” factor.
Incanting “Alohomora” while waving your wand.
@phendrick that made me proper giggle. Just no Avada Kedava, or as the Englishman likes to say, “I’ll have a cadaver!”
@sillyheathen Are y’all friends with @yakkoTDI?
Facial recognition
@heartny I do recognize that face for I have seen it before. (On meh.com, no doubt.)
@phendrick Did it unlock something?
@heartny Well, my front door was unlocked when I got home, but that could be caused by my atrophied gray matter.
Shotgun
I once saw a cop turned gun podcaster who had a funny shirt. It was black with a white silhouette of a shotgun and below it said: DOORBELL
The way that doesn’t compromise my personal security from “accidental” leaks
“Open sesame”